Merry Christmas!!

Wait, it can't be Christmas yet. It does NOT feel like Christmas. Probably because all our snow is melting. NOT COOL! We need like, maybe 6 inches of snow to sneak up on us and attack. I'm sure most of the population would cope just fine. Oh yeah, isn't it funny when someone can't remember what YOU got for Christmas? I.E, let's say little Pomegranate went shopping with his mother, Insurance. (Just makin' up totally random names.) Insurance and Pomegranate are shopping for Pomegranate's little sibling, Flashlight. Pomegranate and Insurance both know what the gift is when they purchase it, but soon, little Pomegranate forgets what it is and starts to go insane. Flashlight is very patient, though, and as Flashlight waits calmly to see what the gift is, Pomegranate is driving everyone within the house completely crazy, because he keeps asking what it is. I'm very sorry if you didn't follow that; I just now realize how awkward that was. But seriously, that happened last night, and it was so floopin' HILARIOUS. You probably have no idea what 'Floopin' means. To be honest, I'm not really that sure either. Anyway, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!