Merry Christmas!!

Wait, it can't be Christmas yet. It does NOT feel like Christmas. Probably because all our snow is melting. NOT COOL! We need like, maybe 6 inches of snow to sneak up on us and attack. I'm sure most of the population would cope just fine. Oh yeah, isn't it funny when someone can't remember what YOU got for Christmas? I.E, let's say little Pomegranate went shopping with his mother, Insurance. (Just makin' up totally random names.) Insurance and Pomegranate are shopping for Pomegranate's little sibling, Flashlight. Pomegranate and Insurance both know what the gift is when they purchase it, but soon, little Pomegranate forgets what it is and starts to go insane. Flashlight is very patient, though, and as Flashlight waits calmly to see what the gift is, Pomegranate is driving everyone within the house completely crazy, because he keeps asking what it is. I'm very sorry if you didn't follow that; I just now realize how awkward that was. But seriously, that happened last night, and it was so floopin' HILARIOUS. You probably have no idea what 'Floopin' means. To be honest, I'm not really that sure either. Anyway, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

Something REALLY stupid I did when I was little

Yo! Okay, STORY TIME!!!

Once upon a time...
Miranda was playing with her freind Kara. They were pretending to be spies. At that point in time, little Miranda thought that 'trousers' were really just shoes(BTW trousers are really pants) Anyway, at some point in the game, the two girls wanted to sneak around without being heard. Said Agent M to Agent K,"Take of your trousers, agent K." And agent K took off her little trousers(shoes). THE END

* this is a true story, and agent K really DID take off her trousers( trousers being her shoes at this point.) I am actually the Miranda, and Kara was really Kara. We were so naive. ;P

Hey! So, my mom and I had these awesome ideas for videos we should make of our cat. We thought of...
Larry goes to Wal*Mart & buys fake barf, then puts it on the floor and freaks us out.

Larry throws a crazy party and gets drunk on catnip, then tries to call a cab.

We thought of a whole bunch more, but I can't think of any at the moment.

TTYL Miranda

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